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Old 10-03-2010, 12:01 AM   #1
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Camano Island, Washington
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...there is no "sh" in the middle of the word "associate". If you shouldn't be allowed to be something you cannot pronounce when you use the PA system.

That is all.

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Old 10-03-2010, 12:15 AM   #2
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Shmores are on shale on aisle sheven!
"Beer... Nutritious and Delicious!"

"It's like a 15.5 gallon Mr. Beer!"

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Old 10-03-2010, 12:28 AM   #3
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where are the urnges? I need some scrimp too. I need a manager to the jury dept.
That's what she said.

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Old 10-03-2010, 12:34 AM   #4
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I dunno, don't axe'me nuffin bout them there urnges!

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Old 10-03-2010, 12:40 AM   #5
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Edison, NJ
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Liked 3 Times on 3 Posts grammar is damn good and i pronounce "associate" with a sh. To be perfectly fair, i think it's regional. For example, i was in Boston about 10 or so years ago and was laughed at over how i said "five dollars" as it came out "fy dollaz" due to my authentic Jersey accent (no, we NEVER say joisey, so don't ask). To top that off, i don't work at Walmart.

Dat said, after eyez git mah hurr did i'm goan git me sum scrrrrrimpZ!
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:04 AM   #6
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Are the scrimp fresh caught from the o chen?

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Old 10-03-2010, 03:43 PM   #7
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Sho' nuff, yi bee ryet abbow dat.

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Secondary: emptyness
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Old 10-03-2010, 03:54 PM   #8
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The economic crisis....

The health care crisis....

The global warming crisis....

And NOW the WalMart PA system crisis....

The world's just not a fit place to live anymore
Shambles Brewing

You can tell by the look on their face -
this brew's a Shambles

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