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Old 01-17-2007, 05:59 PM   #1
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How is drinking Budweiser like having sex in a boat?


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...it's f---ing close to water!


You can insert any of your favorite "American Style Light Lager" beers into this joke.
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:14 PM   #2
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LOL

 
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Old 01-19-2007, 07:08 PM   #3
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Looking at your birthday in your profile...that joke's older than you!!!HAHAHAHA!!!
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Old 01-19-2007, 07:12 PM   #4
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I heard that one on an episode of "Three Sheets". I think it was the one when he went to Belgium and ran into an obnoxious American "beer hunter" in a pub. The guy kept drinking the host's beers.

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Old 01-19-2007, 08:09 PM   #5
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Looking at your birthday in your profile...that joke's older than you!!!HAHAHAHA!!!
Hell, that joke is older that YOU!
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:56 PM   #6
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Hell, that joke is older that YOU!
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