there comes a time in everyone's life where they have to ask themselves if they are willing to sell their body for money. I remember when when I was first presented with such a situation. well the answer is yes, yes I would. I generally demand 100% return on whoring myself out. so 14 dollars would be the starting bid.
and besides, it would make for some epic Dutch ovens. just be careful not to slip your clutch!
That's what Jamil said.