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Old 09-28-2010, 06:35 PM   #1
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So this guy shows up on campus today to warn of the dangers of beer, bestiality in fraternities, and premarital hand holding:



His wife had one of those delightful sandwich boards listing all the groups going to hell, and I found "beer lovers" made the list. Upon informing them that I'm a homebrewer, I was told that a special place in hell awaits me, and that I should be stoned. I presume they meant the kind of stoning that involves rocks.

I need spiritual advice. Why does god hate barley? And why are grapes alright?
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:37 PM   #2
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I like that vest. Can you ask where he got that?
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:45 PM   #3
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Bah, I'll be too busy shaking hands with all my friends to give a crap when I get to hell.

 
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:47 PM   #4
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loads of 'crazy' in those eyes.

that is an excellent photograph, though. did you take it?
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:51 PM   #5
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Dude, that guy creeps me out... like, "hide your kids" creeps me out.

 
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:54 PM   #6
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that is an excellent photograph, though. did you take it?
I wish... but alas no. This is the same guy, but all I have are cell phone shots that I can't get onto my computer.
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:55 PM   #7
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I thought you said "a special recipe awaits you in hell" I was halfway packed.

What's this moron's name? We need a JED Hell's FURY Ale recipe......STAT!!!!

 
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:55 PM   #8
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I've got a funny picture of his wife waving a condom around while wearing her sandwich board.
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:56 PM   #9
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hahahahahahahahaha
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Old 09-28-2010, 07:19 PM   #10
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What's this moron's name? We need a JED Hell's FURY Ale recipe......STAT!!!!
He goes by "Brother Jed" and he takes his Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God routine all over the place. He hits up my school at maybe once a year. Hmm... some good ideas are coming to mind:

ABOMINATOR
5 lb Munich
5 lb Vienna
1 lb Rye, infected with ergot
0.25 lb Unmalted barley, roasted over a lake of molten brimstone
1 oz (Holy) Warrior, 60 min

Single infusion mash at 153F. Pitch some WLP666 and don't bother with temperature controls, because there ain't gonna be any where you're headed after you drink this.
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