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Old 09-26-2010, 02:47 AM   #1
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So Bob was toasted tonight. (his words). I had to LOL though, because I am also "toasted". Earlier tonight he said, " I'm kind of toasted. But I looked at my watch and it's only 6:30 so I can't stop drinking yet."

So, by Bob's count, if you are drunk on a Saturday night, but it's only 6:30, KEEP DRINKING.

Just now, he staggered off to bed after a couple more beers.

He's yelling from the bedroom that the music is great (Neil Young) and to turn it up.

I think Bob will have a headache at 6 AM.

I don't know about you, but even though I'm drunk myself, I find this hysterically funny.

Those of you who have met Bob will find it even funnier, I suppose. Bob is staggering drunk, blaming me and my "damn IPAs". I just said "good night, honey." as he stumbled through the cottage and hit the end table on his way to bed.
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Old 09-26-2010, 02:50 AM   #2
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Hahahahaha. That's amazing.

 
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Old 09-26-2010, 03:03 AM   #4
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I know! Very few people can appreciate this, so I'm so glad you chimed in! Bob is always the voice of calm, stableness and reason. And he's flippin' staggering. I think it's so awesome.

The fact that he's blaming me and my "hidden" abv in IPAs is secondary! I love the quote that he he was drunk at 6:30, but checked his watch and it was "too early to stop drinking". I think I'll use that forever more.
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Old 09-26-2010, 03:05 AM   #5
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Wanna hear something even funnier (to me)? As he staggered off, he said, "OMG. This will be all over the interwebs by tomorrow, won't it?"

I just smiled, like a good wife, and said, "Yes, dear".
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Old 09-26-2010, 03:13 AM   #6
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I wish I could see him in that state.

 
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Old 09-26-2010, 08:18 AM   #7
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Honey, I thought I told you to text me when he staggered off to bed drunk, not post about it!
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Wish I could have been there! I could have helped him drink some of that IPA!

I actually hardly drank at all this weekend. Just felt a bit ill. Not really sick, but kind of under the weather. I might have a couple tonight. If I have time.

I'll set my alarm for 6:30 and see how I compare to Bob.

 
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:19 PM   #9
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He was right, you can never stop drinking that early in the day. You really have to think of it this way: somewhere, there is someone who is still at work at 6:30 on a Saturday, and you have to soldier through for that poor schmuck.


Or the terrorists win.

 
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:10 PM   #10
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Well, I hope he made it okay. Been a long time since I got drunk. Something about 90 minutes drives home (like Sat. night) that curtails my drinking. And I've never been one to drink heavily alone.

 
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