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Old 09-22-2010, 03:59 PM   #21
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Ed goes to Heaven and St. Peter greets him and says, ......



Geez, finally something funny.
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:00 PM   #22
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Ed goes to Heaven and St. Peter greets him and says, "

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:04 PM   #23
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
...And they soon get into a debate about who can best guess the temperature of their pint.

Revvy puts the pint against his forehead and says it feels colder than his forehead and guesses 52F

Ed holds the pint in his hands and says it is colder than his hands and guesses 50F

Yooper puts the pint glass down the front of her pants as says "Ouch! HOT! Hot! HOT!"

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:07 PM   #24
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I should have better things to do than make up jokes about HBT members. Perhaps I should go and do something.

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:13 PM   #25
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... and order a pint. A fly lands in each of their beers..

Yooper pushes the beer aside and orders another.

Ed fishes the fly out, tosses it to the ground and proceeds to drink his beer.

Revvy surprises everyone by pulling the flly out and placing it on the bartop. He begins to perform CPR on the fly with great haste. Everyone around is surprised by his amazing regard for the sanctity of the life of even a wee fly until ...

He screams "Spit it out, you little insectoid bastard!!"
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:14 PM   #26
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... and order a pint. A fly lands in each of their beers..

Yooper pushes the beer aside and orders another.

Ed fishes the fly out, tosses it to the ground and proceeds to drink his beer.

Revvy surprises everyone by pulling the flly out and placing it on the bartop. He begins to perform CPR on the fly with great haste. Everyone around is surprised by his amazing regard for the sanctity of the life of even a wee fly until ...

He screams "Spit it out, you little insectoid bastard!!"
Winner so far

Granted the bar hasn't been set very high.
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:22 PM   #27
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Winner so far

Granted the bar hasn't been set very high.
Pah! At least mine are original! Not funny, maybe. But original!

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:41 PM   #28
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Pah! At least mine are original! Not funny, maybe. But original!
There's a reason why Charlie Chaplin, The Three Stooges, and Victor Borge are timeless while the likes of that one comic and the other guy are not.

See? I can't even remember their names.
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There's a reason why Charlie Chaplin, The Three Stooges, and Victor Borge are timeless while the likes of that one comic and the other guy are not.
Plagiarism?

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:45 PM   #30
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OK, I get the message.

Yoop walks into a bar. Ouch! It was an IRON bar!

 
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