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Old 09-22-2010, 03:09 PM   #11
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
Yooper proceded to rip her clothes off, sit behind two kegs and count to the random number of 4902.
Edwort turned around and left never to be seen again
Revvy started walking up to the frat boys drinking Icehouse handing them copy and pasted sheets as to why they shouldn't be drinking it....over and over and over, yet 1 week later, they still came back drinking it and wondered why.
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:13 PM   #12
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....

Yooper says to the bartender, "If you can give me a beer better than I can brew, I'll dance naked."

EdWort says "If you can give me a beer better than I can brew, I'll give Revvy a BJ"

Revvy says "If you can give me a room, I'll see you tomorrow morning"

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:22 PM   #13
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
They all ordered the same beer.
Yooper complained that it was not hoppy enough.
EdWort complained that it was too hoppy.
Revvy said nothing.
Yooper was surprised that Revvy had nothing to say and asked him why.

"Got a laptop?" Revvy replied.

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:22 PM   #14
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:26 PM   #15
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:33 PM   #16
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
Yoop says to the bartender, "I have low expectations of this place. Just give me something with a good aroma hop"

EdWort says to the bartender, "I have low expectations of this place. Just give me something like apple flavoured prison hooch"

Revvy says to the bartender, "I have low expectations of this place. Just give me one of your mistakes that turned out great"

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:34 PM   #17
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
"We want a beer that tastes like grapefruit!"
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:35 PM   #18
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:47 PM   #19
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
They are all in their working clothes. The bartender looks at Yooper and says "The first pint is free for hookers. Here ya go lady" and hands her a free pint.

He looks at Edwort and says "The first pint is free for axe murderers. Here ya go pal" And he hands him a free pint.

He looks at Revvy and says, "Please forgive the ways of my other clientele, Reverend, for they know not what they do"

Revvy tears off his dog collar, stabs the bartender in the temple and yells "F#ck the meek, *******, and give this badass mofo his free f#cking pint!!"

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:56 PM   #20
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Ed goes to Heaven and St. Peter greets him and says, "I'm sorry, but we just aren't sure if you quite qualify to get in. To prove your worth, I will ask you to step into this room and make love to the woman behind it.

Ed is understandably perturbed, but agrees to go along with this request. He opens the door and finds a 350lb smelly, slimy, toothless, vaguely womanish woman laying naked on the bed. He shudders but proceeds to fulfill his obligation.

After a long, hot, soapy shower he leaves the room and meets St. Peter outside the door. St. Peter says, "Congratulations, you have proven yourself worthy of admittance into Heaven. Come this way to meet your loved ones."

As they begin walking down the corridor, Ed can't quite help but to peek past one door that was left slightly ajar. Inside he sees Revvy and Yooper performing an act which could only be described as befitting a Vivid Video.

More than a pit peeved, Ed quickly catches up with St. Peter and demands to know what gives.

"What's the deal here? I am required to.. to... "mate" with that "thing" back there in order to get into Heaven, and yet I see Revvy in that other room with the beautiful Yooperbrew! I demand an explanation!"

"It's very simple," says St. Peter with a slight smile, "Yooper has to prove herself too!"

 
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