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Old 09-22-2010, 02:10 AM   #1
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This can be fun for all of those who have been on this forum a lot longer than me. Feel free to substitute another well known member for the joke of your choosing.


So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:11 AM   #2
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This can be fun for all of those who have been on this forum a lot longer than me. Feel free to substitute another well known member for the joke of your choosing.


So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
...and the bartender says "is this a joke."

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:22 PM   #3
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:26 PM   #4
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A group of HBT members walk into a bar. They sit down and all order drinks from the abysmal selection of BMC and Leinie's. One member makes a comment on how they could brew the beer much cheaper. Another comments on how they think the lines are dirty. Another goes into a tirade about BMC beer. They are all kicked out and banned for life!!!

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:39 PM   #5
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A group of HBT members walk into a bar. They sit down and all order drinks from the abysmal selection of BMC and Leinie's. One member makes a comment on how they could brew the beer much cheaper. Another comments on how they think the lines are dirty. Another goes into a tirade about BMC beer. They are all kicked out and banned for life!!!
That has happened countless times. Well not the kicked out part. Usually Yooper takes down a dozen bouncers first. And if we're lucky we escape before the cops come....Except for that time in Chicago....

So what is the opposite of an epic thread?



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Old 09-22-2010, 02:43 PM   #6
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
Yooper notices that all the clients are gay. Edwort notices that all the clients are gay. The bartender shouts hey Revvy! A pint of the usual?



 
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:48 PM   #7
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar. Revvy then says to EdWort, "Wanna hear a dumb BMC distributor joke?". Then Yooper whispers, "Uh, Revvy, you see those three big muscle-bound guys at the bar? One distributes Bud, one distributes Miller, & the other distributes Coors." Then Revvy says, "Ah, forget it. I don't want to repeat it three times."
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:55 PM   #8
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Yooper notices that all the clients are gay. Edwort notices that all the clients are gay. LGI comes out of the bathroom and invites us to his usual table.



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Old 09-22-2010, 02:58 PM   #9
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Here fixed it for you.
Nah, you gotta do your own joke, not piggy back mine.

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:05 PM   #10
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So Yooper, EdWort, and Revvy walk into a bar....
Yooper had already had six pints before they came in and headed straight for the restroom. EdWort had five pints before he came in and headed straight to the restroom. Revvy had one pint before and went straight to the bar.

The bartender asked if he wanted to go to the restroom. Revvy replied "Depends".

 
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