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Old 09-22-2010, 12:50 AM   #61
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I wanted to make beer at home, but everyone told me it was too hard.

I took up nuclear physics instead.
Probably a good choice. I heard that is safer and less addictive.
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Old 09-22-2010, 01:51 AM   #62
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You guys joke around with this all you want, but let me tell you something: I tried making my own beer one time and wound up with herpes!
Total winner of the thread!!!
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You guys joke around with this all you want, but let me tell you something: I tried making my own beer one time and wound up with herpes!


Primary: Billy Corrigan Ale, malted cider experiment, Optimator clone
Secondary: Sorachi Ace IPA
Bottled: Dark Lord Clone Imperial Stout, Winter 2010 Spiced Ale Ambassador Brown Ale, Michigan Berry pLambic
Kegged: Old Woodward ESB, Strawberry Blonde
On Deck: Honey brown ale, dry stout

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:18 AM   #63
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My Dad told me that if I played with my beer that I would go blind. Someone in HBT said that Palmer was quoted saying the same thing. Always listen to your parents...
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:13 AM   #64
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Total winner of the thread!!!
Darn it! I was gonna put that in my signature! Guess I'll just have to quote Yooper then...
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I wanted to make beer at home, but everyone told me it was too hard.

I took up nuclear physics instead.
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Old 09-22-2010, 04:12 AM   #65
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**** you HomeBrewTalk. All I get is spam for Viagara, and free iPhone 4's I can't use on Verizon's network, and offers for a work at home job when I have a job that lets me work at home making more money than they are offering. **** you. I want YOUR quality of spam.
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Old 09-22-2010, 11:08 AM   #66
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I think I want to try my hand at this beer making stuff now. I just found this on the internets so it must be good.



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It doesn't seem like it's too much work....I don't like doing too much work.
It looks like instant breakfast, I like instant breakfast. All you have to do is stir the instant breakfast powder into a glass of milk, and you get all your bacon and eggs and toast in one glass, without having to crack eggs and stuff.

If you want to make beer at home maybe you want to try this. http://www.kegworks.com/company/insta-beer

Here's the real deal http://<font color="LemonChiffon">ht...staBeer</font>
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Old 09-22-2010, 12:47 PM   #67
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As sad as Insta-Beer sounds, it's too f-ed up not to try. I'm gonna buy some and let y'all know. Who knows, maybe if I like it, I can sell al my equipment and cut mybrew day down from hours to minutes.

This gives new meaning to BIAB!
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You guys joke around with this all you want, but let me tell you something: I tried making my own beer one time and wound up with herpes!


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Secondary: Sorachi Ace IPA
Bottled: Dark Lord Clone Imperial Stout, Winter 2010 Spiced Ale Ambassador Brown Ale, Michigan Berry pLambic
Kegged: Old Woodward ESB, Strawberry Blonde
On Deck: Honey brown ale, dry stout

 
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Old 09-22-2010, 12:57 PM   #68
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Insta-Beer and an easy wife... now we're gettin' somewhere!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/eas...e-night,18110/

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Easy Wife Gives It Up On First Date Night
SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 | ISSUE 46•38

OMAHA, NE—Local man James Carlson totally got some Friday night when his wife, Shelly, "went all the way" after just one date night, the lucky husband reported. "I figured it'd be at least three date nights before she gave it up, but all it took was a modest dinner and a few glasses of wine, and she went straight home with me, no questions asked," Carlson said of his wife of eight years, with whom he has three children, James Jr., 7, Wendy, 5, and Sandy, 3. "After we paid the babysitter and brushed our teeth, she couldn't keep her hands off me." Carlson hopes to continue date-nighting his wife for the foreseeable future, seeing as she is such an easy lay.
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Old 09-22-2010, 01:10 PM   #69
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OMG - the Onion always delivers...

Ahhh... to be young again...

http://www.theonion.com/video/study-...o-drunk,14228/
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