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Old 09-20-2010, 01:40 AM   #1
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Have you ever wanted to make the perfect beer? Are you sick and tired of going to the pub and drinking crappy beer?

If you answered yes, then you need to invest in a beer making kit. You can make your own beer. People will call you Mr. Beer. Folks have been making their own beer for hundreds of years. Now, the technology is easier then ever. Why drink beer that is made with poor ingredients when you can get hops, barley, malt of fantastic quality? With high quality beer making supplies and a great beer making recipe, you will be the best *** around.

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Old 09-20-2010, 01:51 AM   #2
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No. Quite frankly, the thought of brewing my own beer has never crossed my mind.

Please try again later.
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:53 AM   #3
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Really its possible to brew my own beer in the comfort of my home???? I must have been living under a rock for the past 2 years
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:54 AM   #4
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my friend's neighbor made some beer

it was really bad tasting

plus, it makes you go blind
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:54 AM   #5
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No! I don`t like beer.

 
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:54 AM   #6
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I can make my own beer? no way!

 
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Old 09-20-2010, 02:12 AM   #7
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We are not available to take your call right now please leave your credit card number after the beep so I can buy more brewing supplies.
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:07 PM   #8
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You mean someone has to MAKE beer? I always thought it grew on trees. I think you should really meet this guy - http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/look...rewery-196414/. He might have just what you're looking for.

On a side note, I think its kinda funny that its in the mindless mumbling section.
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:18 PM   #9
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I buy all my beer thru Amway. Are you free to discuss a money making opportunity?

 
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:37 PM   #10
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No one has ever called me "Mr. Beer".
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