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Old 08-31-2009, 02:40 AM   #41
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Does Zima "Malt Beverage" count in this discussion? Hate to admit it, but the first time I got tore'd up on booze was on Zima. I was 15 years old, about 90lbs with wet cloths on, no alcohol tolerance and I chugged 5 of them in about 45-50 minutes because they went down so damn smooth. Puked everywhere, i mean EVERYWHERE. Kitchen sink, corner of room, front lawn, etc....

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Old 08-31-2009, 03:09 AM   #42
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this, or colt45. both because I used to be very poor. Very hard to drink.

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Old 08-31-2009, 03:23 AM   #43
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Chelada! Like tomato soup vomit after drinking a few bud lights!

Check it: Budweiser Chelada - Anheuser-Busch, Inc. - BeerAdvocate
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:34 AM   #44
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I thought I'd be the first to mention Hurricane High Gravity in this thread, but I guess I'm not the only one to suffer that misfortune. Not much of a story - I found one in the fridge and drank (a quarter of) it out of morbid curiosity.

Sam Adams Triple Bock deserves mention here. It was a grand venture by SA, but a dismal failure.
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:44 AM   #45
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Probably Carlsberg Sort Guld or Carlsberg Elephant. Bjørnebryg 7.5 is pretty awful as well, but I managed to down about half a case of them and then pwn the crap out of some commie.

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Old 08-31-2009, 05:49 AM   #46
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I have to vote for the golden anniversary. Even in my poor drunken college days I wasn't able to choke down more than two of these. I gave the rest of the 12 pack away. I bought it because it was cheaper than the high quality Beast that I normally killed the liver on. It was 9.99 for a case of the beast or 2.99 for a 12 pack of GA. I should have known.


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Old 08-31-2009, 05:59 AM   #47
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Skunked Bud Light. There was a keg with a hand pump that my friend had at her party, it didn't get finished, and she had another party a few days later. Talk about the worst beer ever. I had to chase that awful beer with straight whiskey. Seriously.

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Old 09-02-2009, 03:12 AM   #48
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Falstaff. I don't think they make it anymore. I borrowed it from a garage as a young man.
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:22 AM   #49

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Chelada! Like tomato soup vomit after drinking a few bud lights!

Check it: Budweiser Chelada - Anheuser-Busch, Inc. - BeerAdvocate
OMG, I forgot about this! For those who don't know, many Mexicans enjoy drinking clamato juice (kinda like V8 with clam juice in it) with beer or tequila. I've never seen anyone mix it, but rather its drunk as a chaser or side. Some friends introduced me to this and its enjoyable.

Someone at AB thought it would be great to market a mixed beer/clamato juice beverage in a can to urban hispanics. The first time I saw this was at Soldier Field in Chicago, at a US vs. Brazil soccer match. Of course, it was soo tacky that I had to try it - and it was as awful as you might imagine.

Thanks for reminding me, John!

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Old 09-02-2009, 02:21 PM   #50
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it was some really cheap mexican beer corona knockoff that had been sitting in the sun for a long time apparently and I was dared to drink it... I got about 1/2 way and started to feel like I was going to puke... I truly got to know the FULL meaning of the work Skunked

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