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Old 09-09-2011, 04:34 PM   #1151
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Those German beers are live like homebrew. Can easily have something go wrong. I had Hacker-Pschorr Weizenbock before that stuff is awesome.

 
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Old 09-09-2011, 04:46 PM   #1152
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Usually when you add a monkey to something, it makes it better.
Not so in this case.
http://victorybeer.com/beers/golden-monkey/
Golden Monkey tasted like a golden shower fueled by monkeys.
Simply the worst beer I have ever had.

 
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Old 09-09-2011, 05:07 PM   #1153
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Usually when you add a monkey to something, it makes it better.
Not so in this case.
http://victorybeer.com/beers/golden-monkey/
Golden Monkey tasted like a golden shower fueled by monkeys.
Simply the worst beer I have ever had.
A restaurant near me makes a damn fine Capuchin Monkey Burger, although I suspect they may use Rhesus meat at times to save a few bucks.

Mmmmmmm.....monkey
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Old 09-09-2011, 05:37 PM   #1154
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Labatt Wildcat Force 10 takes the cake for me. It came in those big 1.18L bottles. Aroma was pure corn and rocket fuel with hints of paint thinner. But it was absolutely scrumptious compared to the taste. I remember vividly the metallic twang that just wouldn't quit. It was like sucking on old rusty plumbing. And it had that sweet alcohol taste upfront... Yuck. Happily this abomination doesn't exist anymore, but you can still buy the Wildcat Strong.

Skunked/mishandled: I bought a Dead Guy 6 pack a year or so ago and it tasted like it had been fermented in a linebacker's jockstrap. Sweaty horseballs doesn't begin to describe how awful it was.

 
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Old 09-09-2011, 05:45 PM   #1155
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usually when you add a monkey to something, it makes it better.
Not so in this case.
http://victorybeer.com/beers/golden-monkey/
golden monkey tasted like a golden shower fueled by monkeys.
Simply the worst beer i have ever had.
+1

 
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Old 09-09-2011, 05:55 PM   #1156
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Newcastle, Avery White Rascal, Sam Adams Summer Ale, Victory Golden Monkey...

If these are the absolute WORST beers that have ever touched your palates, I'd LOVE to know what you guys typically drink. Basically what you are saying is that if someone hands you a Bud Ice and any one of those above, you'd pour them out and drink the Bud Ice.

Not the best? Sure. But absolute worst? Maybe your first beers were Westvleterens and you just never looked back.


 
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Old 09-09-2011, 06:05 PM   #1157
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Duchess de Borgogne. The most expensive bottle of vinegar I have ever purchased.

 
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Old 09-09-2011, 06:10 PM   #1158
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Duchess de Borgogne. The most expensive bottle of vinegar I have ever purchased.
You're crazy. Duchesse is incredible.

 
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Old 09-09-2011, 06:18 PM   #1159
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Duchess de Borgogne. The most expensive bottle of vinegar I have ever purchased.
Blasphemy!
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Old 09-09-2011, 06:21 PM   #1160
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Werewolf by Newcastle. Disgusting.

 
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