What a great idea. Maybe I can try something like this at a few places around here.
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Kegged: Oaked English Mild, Modus Hoperandi
Notable Empties: Oaked Black IIPA, BBK I, Red IIPA, Burning Bush, Apophis "The Destroyer", Vanilla Porter
On-Deck: Hobbit Ale, The Titan BW, Ale of Olympus