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Crash is one hard-headed mofo.-Shecky
The one that road tests motorcycle safety gear.-Ace_Club
Oregon boys are genetically predisposed to annoy people for extended periods of time.-thataintchicken
Are you just bored and wanted something, anything to type?-IrregularPulse
I will just push my son to have kids at 15. Then I will see the grandkids longer.-AMonkey
IP's wife's boobs weigh more than my wife.-Randar
My wife has the coordination of a drunk two legged spider.-Zuljin