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Old 08-25-2010, 12:23 AM   #1
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So, I decided that I didn't like gray hair today. I bought a thing of hair dye and am in the middle of a hair dye. No big deal, I know.

But, I'm drinking a PLINY while I wait.

Oh, and I didn't want to ruin any clothes, so I'm shirtless.

Bob just walked in, saw me sitting here topless, hair all wet and slimy and topped on my head, and drinking a Pliny. I'm wearing just a little pair of cargo shorts. He shook his head, shrugged and walked away.

I guess it didn't do much for my sex appeal.

But then he came back! And he looked at me fondly and said, "Hey! Can I have a sip?"
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Old 08-25-2010, 12:28 AM   #2
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Orange, blue, pink?
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Old 08-25-2010, 12:30 AM   #3
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Seems that you've turned Mr. Bob on.

To IPAs, that is.
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Old 08-25-2010, 12:34 AM   #4
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Pics. Or it didn't happen.

Hey, the guy's got taste. (I beers as well as wimminfolk)
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Old 08-25-2010, 12:40 AM   #5
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Pics. Or it didn't happen.

Hey, the guy's got taste. (I beers as well as wimminfolk)
I was gonna say the same thing...


Yoop, turn on your web cam.
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Old 08-25-2010, 12:46 AM   #6
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Seems that you've turned Mr. Bob on.

To IPAs, that is.
Yep, he's becoming a hophead. It's funny- the longer I brew, the more narrow our tastes become. Bob is the worst- stout? no. Kolsch? well, no. Please, only a hoppy APA or an IPA. Thank you.

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Pics. Or it didn't happen.
Ok, I snapped a picture to prove it! You guys don't believe me?

well here it is- big as life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes, that is a bottle of Pliny the Elder! Jealous? Oh, you should be! A good friend from CA sent it to me.
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Old 08-25-2010, 12:52 AM   #7
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Darn. Not even a topless reflection in the glass or bottle. Not even a perky shadow on a wall from the flash.
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Ok, I snapped a picture to prove it! You guys don't believe me?

well here it is- big as life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes, that is a bottle of Pliny the Elder! Jealous? Oh, you should be! A good friend from CA sent it to me.
I'll be in my bunk.
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So, I decided that I didn't like gray hair today. I bought a thing of hair dye and am in the middle of a hair dye. No big deal, I know.

But, I'm drinking a PLINY while I wait.

Oh, and I didn't want to ruin any clothes, so I'm shirtless.

Bob just walked in, saw me sitting here topless, hair all wet and slimy and topped on my head, and drinking a Pliny. I'm wearing just a little pair of cargo shorts. He shook his head, shrugged and walked away.

I guess it didn't do much for my sex appeal.

But then he came back! And he looked at me fondly and said, "Hey! Can I have a sip?"
SWEET!!

I think that's one of the the best things about getting older. You just don't give a crap about sitting around in your shorts, drinking a beer, with your hair full of chemicals.

It's perfectly normal. rock on!

 
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Old 08-25-2010, 01:38 AM   #10
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But you're a granny now. You're supposed to have gray hair. And all you guys came in to look at granny topless?! Haha Sorry Yoop
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