Don't know if it's true, but it is funny...
A friend sent me this note...
At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono asks the audience
for quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly
clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into
"Every time I clap me hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front of the audience pierces
"Stop clappin your fookin hands, then!"
When we find out how many bodies you buried in the basement, will we be more shocked or disappointed at the number?
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