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Old 07-31-2010, 03:59 AM   #1
Feb 2009
Orange County, CA
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I guess my beer for the last few years has been crappy...

So my wife talked me in to cleaning the bathroom with her. She's three months pregnant so for once I gave in. I'm cleaning the toilet the best way I know how and she hands me a scrub brush. I tell her that I can't use that on the toilet cause I use it on my wort chiller.

Apparently the scrub brush I've been using on my wort chiller has also been used to clean my toilet for the last few years. I'm kind of disgusted as I drink some homebrew with residual crap in it....

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Old 07-31-2010, 04:04 AM   #2
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Ummm, errr, ahhhh. It gets boiled at least?
Sorry dude. That's balls.
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Old 07-31-2010, 04:06 AM   #3
Jul 2009
Sacramento, California
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im sorry, but i literally just laughed out loud.

that is a serious case of misfortune and a lack of communication.

i am sorry for your poopy beers.


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Old 07-31-2010, 04:08 AM   #4
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Mar 2010
Grand Haven, Michigan
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a little extra fiber and protein in your beer won't hurt.
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Old 07-31-2010, 04:10 AM   #5
Feb 2009
Orange County, CA
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I suppose I can attest to the power of proper sanitation techniques now. No human fecal bacterial infections in my beer...well I have been rather regular lately...does that mean anything???

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Old 07-31-2010, 04:24 AM   #6
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I did the same as Cali. Sorry, man. That really does suck.

Maybe time to get a dedicated brush and keep it with your brewing supplies?

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Old 07-31-2010, 04:27 AM   #7
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Ever find corn in your homebrew?

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Old 07-31-2010, 04:46 AM   #8
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Feb 2009
Janesville, WI
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Before I even read the entire thing I knew where it was going. So sorry man, that's crappy!
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Old 07-31-2010, 04:48 AM   #9
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Huntington Beach
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I'm eating a bowl of chili with a fried egg in it right now.

Glad I use a sponge for my wort chiller.
Hey, knock that shvt off. We're drinkin' here.

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Old 07-31-2010, 05:07 AM   #10
Jul 2010
Blacksburg/Herndon, VA
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Does your beer taste like crap?

On your next batch leave out the yeast and see what happens

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