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Old 07-26-2010, 05:24 PM   #31
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how do you get bears into your primary, I haven't seen one that small?
Ummmm. See BELOW

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Good Question HSB, you have to start with bear embryos and fertilize them in your primary.

These bears grow a little strangely in the wort, you have to make sure they don't drown.

These wort bears, or "Hydro-bears" as we brewers call them, tend to drink some of the beer and you can expect to lose a gallon or more that is "absorbed" by the bears.

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Old 07-26-2010, 08:26 PM   #32
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what about Honey I Shrunk the Bears!! ??


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Old 07-26-2010, 09:43 PM   #33
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The OP should consider himself lucky to be a gallon short. Because a little while after the bear drinks the gallon, he pees it back into the carboy. Then you're no longer a gallon short, but you have a gallon of bear piss in your beer.

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Old 07-26-2010, 10:31 PM   #34
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don't forget that in addition to the beer the bear drinks, you'll also lose some beer via absorption by bear hair.
Gross! I always shave the bear first. The hair makes great stuffing for dog beds and the exercise is good for me.

OP - Not many people get a awesome thread going in their first 100 posts.

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So do you think we scared or shamed the OP away?

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Old 07-27-2010, 12:43 AM   #36
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Gross! I always shave the bear first. The hair makes great stuffing for dog beds and the exercise is good for me.

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Lol!

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Old 07-27-2010, 03:07 AM   #37

you can find just about anything if you google for it...

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Old 07-27-2010, 08:26 PM   #38
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There is no gnome in that pic........

 
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:40 PM   #39
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You guys sound like a buddy of mine.

Sittin around his camper (since he got kicked outta the house), eatin' cheetos, drinkin homebrew,watchin' porn..................& wonderin' why his pee pee's turnin' orange.


 
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:49 PM   #40
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Good Question HSB, you have to start with bear embryos and fertilize them in your primary.

These bears grow a little strangely in the wort, you have to make sure they don't drown.

These wort bears, or "Hydro-bears" as we brewers call them, tend to drink some of the beer and you can expect to lose a gallon or more that is "absorbed" by the bears.

HOPE THAT HELPS!
Ummm - an embryo doesn't need fertilizing again.

Now, if you start with a bear egg, then you will need bear semen. I find the gnomes help in obtaining that.



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