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Old 09-24-2012, 11:07 PM   #101
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I could see stealing a whole gallon if you were using your bear arms.

 
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:08 PM   #102
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made the same mistake......damn thing ate all my Brew Fairies
I don't doubt it. That's what happens when you start messing with the natural gnome-bear-fairy balance by introducing exotic species.
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:10 PM   #103
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I don't doubt it. That's what happens when you start messing with the natural gnome-bear-fairy balance by introducing exotic species.
yeah just thought I'd save a buck, ended up having to have a whole new brew fairie ranch built.

 
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:47 AM   #104
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yeah just thought I'd save a buck, ended up having to have a whole new brew fairie ranch built.
But if you save a buck, you have to save a doe to ensure you will have venison...

 
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:37 PM   #105
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But if you save a buck, you have to save a doe to ensure you will have venison...
No no no. I use the buck to attract the bear in the first place. It gets pretty much shredded.

 
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:30 PM   #106
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The gnomes steal the bears for this nefarious purpose. Be careful. Place some sharks with laser beams on their heads in your swamp cooler water to defend against bear cavalry.

 
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:47 PM   #107
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The gnomes steal the bears for this nefarious purpose. Be careful. Place some sharks with laser beams on their heads in your swamp cooler water to defend against bear cavalry.
THIS^^^

Don't know why I was sheepish to bring up the sharks, but this is exactly why I made the jump to 500000gallon batches. Otherwise the sharks are cramped. (BTW, I just sanitize the sharks and laser beams and toss them in the brew)

 
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:13 PM   #108
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THIS^^^

Don't know why I was sheepish to bring up the sharks, but this is exactly why I made the jump to 500000gallon batches. Otherwise the sharks are cramped. (BTW, I just sanitize the sharks and laser beams and toss them in the brew)
Hmmmm.....never thought about bumping up to the 750000 gallon fermenter. That is going to be on my Christmas list this year. Need to pick up an above ground swimming pool for my starters.

So if I increase the size of my batches, can I get the beer faeries to increase in size? Maybe to the proportion of an adult human female. Huh.....

 
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:35 PM   #109
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THIS^^^

Don't know why I was sheepish to bring up the sharks, but this is exactly why I made the jump to 500000gallon batches. Otherwise the sharks are cramped. (BTW, I just sanitize the sharks and laser beams and toss them in the brew)
Do you throw them in loose or do you use a hop sack? If loose, aren't you worried about them clogging up your racking cane?
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:06 PM   #110
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Do you throw them in loose or do you use a hop sack? If loose, aren't you worried about them clogging up your racking cane?
The sharks don't fit through my filter, plus they are pretty effing drunk by that point, so they are about useless anyways.

 
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