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Old 08-18-2005, 10:07 PM   #21
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"Make beer, not bombs!"

The slogan for my local homebrew supply store, "The Beer Nut" in Salt Lake City... They even have it on a bumper sticker and t-shirts!

Roger "Doc".

 
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Old 08-18-2005, 11:15 PM   #22
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Hey Great, think we can get Al Qadea to wear um!

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:17 AM   #23
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I doubt it, "good muslims" don't drink...
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:59 AM   #24
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My Dad used to drink Pearl Light. He told me once that there was trivia on the can. Here's one from him.

The more you drink, the smarter you get.
- Charlie Croom

 
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Old 09-01-2005, 09:27 PM   #25

I had to look this one up, but I recalled it fondly -

Cliff Clavin explaining his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm Peterson at Cheers:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 
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Old 09-03-2005, 12:51 AM   #26
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My God, man! You're a genius! Apparently, I'm well on my way as well.

 
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Old 03-27-2006, 08:28 PM   #27
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"Recently, I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself: 'Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby.' So I got a hobby. I make beer."
-- Dave Barry

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Old 03-27-2006, 08:39 PM   #28
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Just about any Normism!:

SAM : What'll you have, Norm?
NORM : Well I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll have a glass of whatever comes of whatever comes out of that tap.
SAM : Oh, Looks like beer, Norm.
NORM : Call me Mister Lucky.


WOODY: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
NORM : I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.


WOODY: Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost been nipping at your nose?
NORM : Yep. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?


COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
NORM : No, I know what one looks like. Just pour me one.


COACH: How about a beer, Norm?
NORM : Hey I'm high on life, Coach....Of course, beer is my life.


COACH: How's a beer sound, Norm?
NORM : I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

 
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Old 03-27-2006, 09:38 PM   #29
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"Care to donate 5 dollars to the indigent beer fund?"

-Panhandler on Fremont Street. in Las Vegas.

(and yeah I gave him the 5 bucks for creativity's sake....)




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Old 03-27-2006, 09:47 PM   #30
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One should always be drunk. That's all that matters;
that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's
horrible burden one which breaks your shoulders and bows you down, you must get drunk without cease.
But with what?
With wine, poetry, or virtue
as you choose.
But get drunk.
And if, at some time, on steps of a palace,
in the green grass of a ditch,
in the bleak solitude of your room,
you are waking and the drunkenness has already abated,
ask the wind, the wave, the stars, the clock,
all that which flees,
all that which groans,
all that which rolls,
all that which sings,
all that which speaks,
ask them, what time it is;
and the wind, the wave, the stars, the birds, and the clock,
they will all reply:
"It is time to get drunk!
So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time,
get drunk, get drunk,
and never pause for rest!
With wine, poetry, or virtue,
as you choose!"

Charles Baudelaire
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