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Old 08-12-2005, 02:46 PM   #11
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

 
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Old 08-12-2005, 05:33 PM   #13
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"Beer...the cause and solution to all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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May your beer never be empty, and a roof always over your head, and when your day comes, may you get to heaven before the devil knows your dead.


 
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Old 08-14-2005, 04:04 AM   #14
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Work - the curse of the drinking class!

Sign carried by a guy bumming money (supposedly for food) - "Why lie? I need a beer!"
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Old 08-14-2005, 04:47 AM   #15
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Not really a beer quote, but one of my favorites:

"You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without hanging on."

--Dean Martin
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Swing from the rafters, shouting those songs
Gone unsung for far too long


 
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Old 08-17-2005, 07:49 PM   #16
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Beer, helping homely people get laid for thousands of years...
Roger "Doc".

 
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:08 PM   #17
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"The first drink makes you a playful gazelle, the second a dashing zebra, the third a roaring lion, and the fourth a silly jackass again." - Turkish Saying

 
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:23 PM   #18
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"Praise not the day until evening has come;a sword until it is tried; ice until it has been crossed; beer until it has been drunk" - Viking proverb
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:38 PM   #19
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One of my favorite college drinking songs wasThis 1700's drinking song:

Down Among the Dead Men

Here's a health to the King, and a lasting peace
May faction end and wealth increase.
Come, let us drink it while we have breath,
For there's no drinking after death.
And he who would this toast deny,
Down among the dead men,down among the dead men,
Down, down, down, down;
Down among the dead men let him lie!

"Dead men" would be the "dead soldiers" or empties that are strewn around under the table at the local pub. So, if you choose not to drink with us, we'll lay you out flat!
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Old 08-18-2005, 09:02 AM   #20
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I drink therefore I am.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If after 11 pints your beer becomes strangly pale and tasteless, youve probably finished your pint. Get someone to buy some more for you. If the opposite wall is covered in flourescent lights, you have fallen down drunk. Get someone to tie you to the bar counter.

 
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