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Old 08-11-2005, 08:12 PM   #1
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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
--Dave Barry

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Old 08-11-2005, 08:23 PM   #2
El Pistolero
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May 2005
Houston, Baja Oklahoma
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No thanks, one more and I'll turn invisible and bullet proof, and I'll be lookin to breed something.
--Earl the Coon Hunter
[/I] Up Next - Hobgoblin
After That - Czech Pilsner
Primary - Humboldt Hop Rod (4/24)
Primary - NOT Wheat AG SNCA (5/5)
Secondary -
Conditioning - SNCA Clone (3/3),

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Old 08-12-2005, 12:07 AM   #3
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Mar 2005
Midwest City, OK
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"Gimme one for the ditch!"
-- Former drinking buddy, Darren
May you go marching in three-measure time
Dressed up as asses, drunk to the nines
Swing from the rafters, shouting those songs
Gone unsung for far too long

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Old 08-12-2005, 12:35 AM   #4
2nd Street Brewery
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May 2005
Castleton NY
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"Honey, one more then I'll be right home"
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt.

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Old 08-12-2005, 12:53 AM   #5
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Knob Noster, Missouri
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"I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having..."
On Tap: Lake Walk Pale Ale -- Eternity (Raspberry Stout) -- Nutrocker -- Donnybrook Dark
Primary: Lake Walk Pale Ale
Secondary: Summit IPA
Up Next: Smoked Porter -- Pub Ale -- Watermelon Wheat
Gone But Not Forgotten:

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Old 08-12-2005, 01:54 AM   #6
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May 2005
Deepest, darkest Eastern NC
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Ben Franklin

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Old 08-12-2005, 08:19 AM   #7
Jun 2005
Surprise, AZ.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W. C. Fields

On Tap -
  1. 3 year old Oak Aged Bourbon Porter
  2. Irish Red Rye
  3. Robust Porter
  4. Russian Imperial Stout
  5. Mirror Pond Clone dry hopped with Citra
  6. Mirror Pond Clone dry hopped with Centennial
Primary - Nada
Secondary -
From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world. -- Saint Arnoldus

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Old 08-12-2005, 11:31 AM   #8
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May 2005
Buda, Tx
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Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.

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Old 08-12-2005, 02:14 PM   #9
Apr 2005
Dublin, Ireland
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - can't remember.

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Old 08-12-2005, 02:18 PM   #10
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Carrollton, Texas
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

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