Nevermind if the ideas are dumb. Sounds like you have a theme so stick with it
As for innuendo, I'd go for "Pop The Cherry" with the same image.
"Without a doubt the single and most dramatically significant thing that can spoil the taste of your beer is...worrying." -C. Papazian
Primary: Hefewiezen II
Bottled: Viginti Irish Red, Deception Cream Stout, EdWort's Apfelwein
Drinking: Deception Cream Stout, Apfelwein