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Old 06-28-2010, 04:12 AM   #1
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Raise your mug and share your all-time favorite toast.

I personally like...

Hereís to honor-
Get on her,
Stay on her,
And if you canít cum in her,
Cum on her.
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Old 06-28-2010, 04:20 AM   #2
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The homebrewer's prayer...

Our lager which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever, barmen.
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Old 06-28-2010, 04:37 AM   #3
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Old 06-28-2010, 04:51 AM   #4
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Old 06-28-2010, 11:44 AM   #5
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I don't have a favorite because I rarely ever toast. I don't see why we do it. Does it give magic good luck to the toastee? What's the point?
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:16 PM   #6
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Here's to you,
And here's to me.
Friends forever
We'll always be.
And if we should ever disagree,
Then f*** you and here's to me.

 
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:52 PM   #7
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Here's to the fires... not that burn down shacks and shanties, but that bring down pants and panties.
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:07 AM   #8
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May you spend an hour in Heaven before the devil learns you're dead.

 
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:14 AM   #9
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Quote:
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sourdough
Beat me to it, ya bastid!
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:39 AM   #10
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The only one I've memorized:
There are good ships and there are wood ships, the ships that sail the sea,
But the best ships, are friendships, and may they always be.
Might seem simple, but I've used it in large groups and it always gets a cheer at the end. I wouldn't bother remembering a toast I couldn't use in mixed company.
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