Wheat beer + 3 lbs of frozen blueberries in the secondary and 1/2L of da Vinci (with Splenda) Blueberry syrup. Tastes like Blueberry soda, which is exactly what my Lady ordered.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk