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Old 12-08-2006, 09:56 PM   #1
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In this thread, let's reveal our dark and dirty brewing secrets . . . a confessional of sorts. What are some things you do as a brewer or beer lover that you are a bit embarrassed to admit on a forum like this one?

I'll start . . . .

I often start a siphon using my mouth!!!!

I know it is bad practice, but it is so easy. I have also never had an infection [knocks on wood] and my beers are praised for being "clean." I've won 1sts and 2nds at competitions . . . with beers which have been siphoned with my mouth.

There . . . a confession.

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Old 12-08-2006, 10:01 PM   #2
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I sanitize my brew gear with pee-pee....
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:12 PM   #3
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My head hurts when I try to do the math.

I drink my beer before it's done.

I tell SHMBO that it's saving money.

I still go the pub even when I have homebrew on tap.

I'm a beer snob.


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Old 12-08-2006, 10:24 PM   #4
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I keep a case of Michelob Ultra Amber in the "other" refrigerator so that the SWMBO doesn't think I'm drinking all the keg stuff too fast. Here definition of too fast is way, way different than mine. It's not like I chug the stuff, just on weekends. But sometimes to her, two glasses is enough. Funny, I met her at a bar that she was working at. Ironic poetry, no?????
If she reads this...I'm toast. How in the hell did we get so wimpy????? My guess is because they get HALF.

 
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:41 PM   #5
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I often start a siphon using my mouth!!!! quote from sonvolt

me too(hides face) but i do soak paper towel in star san and put it over the tube
and suck through it.
i also don't boil my immersion chiller in the wort.
i soak it in the pink brewers wash and then rinse and soak in star san
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Old 12-08-2006, 11:35 PM   #6
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I bottle next to the cat box.

 
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Old 12-08-2006, 11:44 PM   #7
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I siphon using my mouth

I give company the less better of the brew and drink the good stuff formyself

I replace the brew in the fridge after I have had more than a few to trick the wife into thinking I only had 1 or 2
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:24 AM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LS_Grimmy

I replace the brew in the fridge after I have had more than a few to trick the wife into thinking I only had 1 or 2
I've done that!!

 
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:40 AM   #9
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Well... since we're revealing deep dark brewing secrets....


You all do NOT want to know about the secret dipping bag I use to give my NUT brown ale its extra authentic taste...



(j/k)

 
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:10 AM   #10
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That nut bag has got to be a bitch to sanitize.


I carbonate my bottles in the bathroom.
I brew wearing a sarong.
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