First off, those Ba$$tard$!!!!!
So I get home from work to find that two of my plants growth tips (one on each plant) have turned into a spring day picnic lunch. So I took a deep breath and remind myself that I have taken this type of event into consideration and have 3 bines per plant so I should still be okay. I decide that it is time to redouble my plants defenses.
So I get the rat traps out bait them and set them. Put more screws into the fence so that they stick out like spikes of justice, and put some of my dogs crap on the fence for good measure.
As I finish I see out of the corner of my eye the stupid squirrel... THE ENEMY!! It looked at the rat trap, and I waited for the sweet sound of death to ring out in my backyard. The squirrel bounced over the rat trap, and onto the fence missing the spikes of justice, and up the electric pole.
That little SOB sat at the top of the pole there watching me as I tried to shoe him away with a big garage broom. My neighbor was in his backyard, and asked if I was okay. He had been watching me the whole time. I told him that I was good, and was trying to shoe the squirrels away. I felt very stupid.
Feeling mad and stupid I went inside, grabbed a home brew, and let the squirrels win this battle. However, tomorrow my new pellet gun and I will win the war!!!
Thanks for listening to my rant. B@$$t@rd squirrels!!!