I thought it may be emotionally cathartic for us to list some of the things we hate......I'll go first:-
Kids that get on my lawn
Kids that walk near my lawn
Kids that walk (Regardless of the proximity of my lawn)
Kids with runny noses
Kids with noses.
Kids that think I like them.
Kids that are onto my real feelings about them.
Kids that hug ice cream trucks.
Kids that run out into the road from behind ice cream trucks.
Kids that run so fast that I miss them when I'm driving past an ice cream truck
Kids that drink Bud Lite
Bud Lite (Especially if there are kids around)
Kids that breathe funny.
Kids that breathe.
People that tell me that kids are our future.
Kids that tell me anything.
Sentences with the word "Kid" in them
Billy the Kid
Kids that masturbate 5 times a day (All of them)
Kid skin gloves (I found out they were made from baby goats, and not children)
Kids who complain when I throw darts at them.
Kids that move when I'm trying to play darts.
Nicole KidMan (her last name is a paradox)
Well I feel MUCH better now!
Knock yourselves out, what do you hate? (Apart from me, of course. I know who you are.