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Old 03-30-2010, 03:18 PM   #1
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I know it's posted elsewhere:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...686305,00.html

let the ****ing jokes commence.
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:18 PM   #2
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Is it the F*cking hops, the F*cking water, the F*cking Malt?

What is the F*cking secret?
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:09 PM   #3
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Will no one stand up for F*cking?

There isn't F*cking fan here?
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:11 PM   #4
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Speaking of F*cking.... anyone hear the new Sam Adams radio commercial?
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:35 PM   #5
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F*cking is a place in Austria, but in a way we all come from F*cking. Let's show solidarity with our Austrian brothers and sisters and all have a F*cking beer.

 
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:03 AM   #6
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Now THAT'S a F*cking brand name I can get behind.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:34 AM   #7
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F*cking Hell, thats a good beer! I hear they sell it at the F*cking corner store.
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I just want to know who you have to screw to get a f*cking beer around here.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:43 AM   #9
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When I was stationed in Germany I made a pilgrimage to F*cking, Austria. And actually, I cannot think of any slick double entendre to throw in here like I was originally intending to do.

So there.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:46 AM   #10
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I love f*cking beer. The great thing about f*cking beer is that it can get us tipsy and lead to f*cking. So, the f*cking beer could really be a f*cking beer after all.
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