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Old 03-27-2010, 04:16 AM   #1
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When I was a young and disaffected youth I did what a normal kid did. I went down to the park, smoked, drank, and got laid.

Tonight I made a 9pm run down to Walmart to pick up some firewood for my wife. (Before you rag on me for shopping at Walmart, its the closest store to my house. And by "closest" I mean its only 7 miles away).

I walk in the door and its like a pre-teen goth convention.

What, were they all at Jr. High this morning and thought, "Let's rebel against society. We'll go to Walmart. We'll have a swell time, surely."

What is this world coming to?
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:20 AM   #2
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When I think of Utah I'm always reminded of the movie SLC Punk! I haven't seen it in a long while but I remember they sure were doing weird stuff...

good movie by the way

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Old 03-27-2010, 04:35 AM   #3
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I won't rag on you for going to walmart, but buying firewood? Why not just throw dollar bills in the fireplace?
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Old 03-27-2010, 03:26 PM   #4
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Try living in an 80 year old house. Some nights running the boiler isn't enough.

And if I tried to put SWMBO in the mood by throwing dollar bills at her, she'd deck me.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:24 PM   #5
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As a Wal-Mart stockholder I won't complain...
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:35 PM   #6
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:56 PM   #7
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Now that I've thought about it some more. They were probably all there to buy "I *heart* Edward" necklaces and the new twilight DVD.

Vegetarian vamps. Where's the fun in that?
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Old 03-27-2010, 05:53 PM   #8
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Dude...you live in SLC and that's the weirdest thing you could think of? Head on down to Temple Square, then tell us about weirdness!
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Old 03-27-2010, 06:12 PM   #9
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And if I tried to put SWMBO in the mood by throwing dollar bills at her, she'd deck me.
LOL Had one GF this worked with, that's how I met her.
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Old 03-27-2010, 06:29 PM   #10
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When I was a young and disaffected youth I did what a normal kid did. I went down to the park, smoked, drank, and got laid.

Tonight I made a 9pm run down to Walmart to pick up some firewood for my wife. (Before you rag on me for shopping at Walmart, its the closest store to my house. And by "closest" I mean its only 7 miles away).

I walk in the door and its like a pre-teen goth convention.

What, were they all at Jr. High this morning and thought, "Let's rebel against society. We'll go to Walmart. We'll have a swell time, surely."

What is this world coming to?
Same deal here in Indiana, except add illegal aliens.

 
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