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Old 11-28-2006, 09:41 PM   #11
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Wednesday, September 1, 2049.

That ain't very old. Maybe I'll die in a horrible gardening accident. Or by choking on someone else's vomit.
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Old 11-28-2006, 09:45 PM   #12
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Or by choking on someone else's vomit.

"I mean you can't really dust for vomit can you?"
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Old 11-28-2006, 09:47 PM   #13
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Sunday January 12, 2020. I'll be 48 years old, with a BMI of 24 and a non-smoker that just seems wrong, however they do kick-off early in my family.

Better start living it up, I won't even see my (as yet unborn) children graduate.
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Old 11-28-2006, 09:49 PM   #14
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Sunday January 12, 2020. I'll be 48 years old, with a BMI of 24 and a non-smoker that just seems wrong, however they do kick-off early in my family.

Better start living it up, I won't even see my (as yet unborn) children graduate.
Maybe it knows your wife caught you in bed with her sister....
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Old 11-28-2006, 09:51 PM   #15
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There's no need to worry about all this silly stuff, folks. The world is ending on December 21, 2012.
I don't know if I should feel honored or pissed off because it lands on my birthday.

Maybe I'm the Antichrist? I've been told that I am evil by the people who piss me off.
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Old 11-28-2006, 09:54 PM   #16
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19 Dec 2034 . . . Good thing I planned on blowing up the Earth on the 18th
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Old 11-28-2006, 10:01 PM   #17
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Well I have good new I'm obese so they say 5'11" 268lbs thats obese Oh well I will live to be 70 if I stay normal. If I become optimistic I can add another 19 years to my life. Well I guess I will become optimistic so I can drool on and wet myself but I will still brew beer.

 
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Old 11-28-2006, 11:00 PM   #18
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Monday Sept 14, 2037. That's crap. I happen to know that I will die on March 26 2015. That's 25 years to the day after my dad died, and he died 25 year to the day after his dad (no lie). So I guess it's up to me to keep the tradition going.......
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Old 11-28-2006, 11:17 PM   #19
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Damn, I got July 11, 2016.

 
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Old 11-28-2006, 11:47 PM   #20
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St Paddy's day 2032. I can guess how I'm gonna go
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