Just wanted to point out that SWMBO is used tongue-in-cheek and really don't reflect a person's relationship with their wife. I don't tend to use it, but I get the joke.
As in "If she ain't happy, You ain't happy! And if she ain't happy long enough, you're unhappy with half your stuff!"
EAC = Eats All Corn (talking of course of yeast when making proper whiskey)
SWMBO = So Who Might Be Obese?
"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." - V
Secondary: Shady Lord RIS, Water to Barleywine, Pumpkin wine, burnt mead
Kegged: Crappy infected mild
Bottles: Apfelwein, 999 Barleywine, Oatmeal Stout, Robust Porter, Robust smoked porter, Simcoe Smash