I like the zero part. In Clemson we use to have a $10 deposit on keg shells. So I'm going to make a few phone calls and try to get a free shell, if not I'll call the old fraternity and get them to put a couple of shells aside.
"I didn't do it. Unless I was suppose to do it. In that case, I definitely did do it." ~My response to everything.
Life is good. Death is pleasant. Its just the transition that is troublesome.