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Old 11-17-2006, 09:24 PM   #1
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"

The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir".



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Old 11-17-2006, 09:33 PM   #2
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WORK sounds scary!!!
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Old 11-17-2006, 11:14 PM   #3
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When I was in the Army we worked on HAWK Missle systems.

We said it stood for Holiday And Weekend Killer.

And oh did it fit.

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Old 11-18-2006, 12:00 AM   #4
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Bad jokes HB!

However nice Avatar. I'm glad the Germans now celebrate St.Georges Day (23/04) too - the Patron Saint of England (who was Greek and never set foot in England)....

 
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Old 11-18-2006, 02:16 AM   #5
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Bad jokes HB! However nice Avatar. I'm glad the Germans now celebrate St.Georges Day (23/04) too - the Patron Saint of England (who was Greek and never set foot in England)....
The date has nothing to do w/England that I know of, it's actually the day the Reinheitsgebot was signed...


Knewshound: I was guarding an ammo dump in Hepburg, a bit north of Ingolstadt, incidently, where the Reinheitsgebot was signed, and there were some HAWKs set up there...I always thought it stood for "High Altitude Worm Killers".
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Old 11-18-2006, 04:39 AM   #6
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Knewshound: I was guarding an ammo dump in Hepburg, a bit north of Ingolstadt, incidently, where the Reinheitsgebot was signed, and there were some HAWKs set up there...I always thought it stood for "High Altitude Worm Killers".
Thats a new one on me!
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Old 11-18-2006, 10:18 AM   #7
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oh, snap!!!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2006, 11:08 PM   #8
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The date has nothing to do w/England that I know of, it's actually the day the Reinheitsgebot was signed...
I know, I just couldn't resist winding you up......

 
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Old 11-19-2006, 12:15 AM   #9
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I know, I just couldn't resist winding you up......
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