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Old 02-25-2010, 01:03 AM   #11
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i suggest drinking 4-5 bombers of homebrew and then coming back here and trying again hopefully you can do better
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Old 02-25-2010, 01:36 AM   #12
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/rant cancelled due to insufficient extraneous and superfluous references to inane ueless factoids.

Oh, and send me said examples of beer for analysis of being worthy to be called clown piss.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:21 AM   #13
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Have you considered calibrating your rant-o-meter? Most B- rants are due to improper readings, not due to the rants themselves. I'd suggest going to a UFC forum, and calibrating your rant-0-meter to the D- rants there, and then coming back on here and rechecking this rant. Once properly calibrated, we can better advise you on the validity of your rant rating. Otherwise, it's just a guess as to the real rating.

Who taught you how to rant? I would suggest to the OP to find a rant mentor, someone who can lead you through the basic steps of ranting with or without accompanying drunkenness. For a beginner, it's not bad, and I think your first rant will be fine in the end.

Well, little miss pants , I felt that since this was his first rant I should not be as harsh on him as I could be, ranting is a skill that needs to be developed over time and grading it too low may discourage further ranting or worse yet develop poor ranting skills by shortcutting. I do agree that there needs to be mentoring going on, I might suggest Zul'jin for advanced rant mentoring.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:29 AM   #14
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Well, little miss pants , I felt that since this was his first rant I should not be as harsh on him as I could be, ranting is a skill that needs to be developed over time and grading it too low may discourage further ranting or worse yet develop poor ranting skills by shortcutting. I do agree that there needs to be mentoring going on, I might suggest Zul'jin for advanced rant mentoring.
What!? I'll bet you went to public school. Your teachers probably passed you because they didn't want to hurt your self esteem by leaving you a grade behind while all your friends went to the fourth grade. By grading his rant on a curve you are doing him a great disservice. He's in DRMM and fully admitted right off the bat that he is utterly sober.

OP rant = fail.

Everyone knows that the holy grail of epic rants is by Zul'jin.

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Old 02-25-2010, 03:14 AM   #15
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I guess I am off base in offering advice so I will sink to the general level here..
1) this is a homebrewing forum, what the hell are you doing sober, and posting in the DRMM? for this alone you should be banned!
2) have you even bothered to read Zul'jin's rants? if you had you would know that a proper rant never starts out with a disclaimer. or even anything close to grammar.

is that a bit better?
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:20 AM   #16
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OMK first off. cheexy demon is yop to like 3 now. make up your mind and be one handle. Your post count will always suck and people wilnt follow your advice because it is to slow. Or maybe youre a imposter of cheesydemon. the false prophet will come and lie!

My frst rant? Really.? You had to sit down and think if ytou were mad and thendecide it was a rant AND YOU KNOW WHAT NUMBE RIT IS AND ITS ONE!? And whats it about? the intetubes and peaolle posting on it?! QQ moar.

I got a 1000$ mug of war beer here and I aint complaining . Cuasr you knwo what? I got purple shoulders tonight.

You got jack. Don't liek how people reply? How bout now? I got homeland security calling me asking if I can see them now. of corse I can! I has a camera and you on it. I SEE YOU! yes you by your four door truck putting on a vest. hows that for see you. I KNOW YOU ARE WY OVER THERE! you dont have to tel me a just told YOU I can see you.

Andyou cannot calibrate a glass tube with little hask marks and no moving or digital parts. You can say it reads so at so anf thats it! start up that again. go ahaed. yo cannot change waht it reads, onmly how you interpret it.

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Old 02-25-2010, 03:25 AM   #17
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OMK first off. cheexy demon is yop to like 3 now. make up your mind and be one handle. Your post count will always suck and people wilnt follow your advice because it is to slow. Or maybe youre a imposter of cheesydemon. the false prophet will come and lie!

My frst rant? Really.? You had to sit down and think if ytou were mad and thendecide it was a rant AND YOU KNOW WHAT NUMBE RIT IS AND ITS ONE!? And whats it about? the intetubes and peaolle posting on it?! QQ moar.

I got a 1000$ mug of war beer here and I aint complaining . Cuasr you knwo what? I got purple shoulders tonight.

You got jack. Don't liek how people reply? How bout now? I got homeland security calling me asking if I can see them now. of corse I can! I has a camera and you on it. I SEE YOU! yes you by your four door truck putting on a vest. hows that for see you. I KNOW YOU ARE WY OVER THERE! you dont have to tel me a just told YOU I can see you.

Andyou cannot calibrate a glass tube with little hask marks and no moving or digital parts. You can say it reads so at so anf thats it! start up that again. go ahaed. yo cannot change waht it reads, onmly how you interpret it.

Perception is NOT reality.
Now that is a proper rant. Zul'jin shoots and scores. Again.

 
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:31 AM   #18
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I meancome on. get sometot rant about before you go all saying stuff that only anoys you. And make sureit is really annoying too. your rant annoys me. But you don hear me complaining . i could care less. really. i could. ALOT LESS. But i like you cause you are living the dream man. no prolems but people on the internet. FAKE people. theyre like charecters on a carttoon.

I dont know man, maybe you got real problems like getting worked yup about this stuff. not ME. So if tou want a rant, go do this. I dont even know. I dont know how to find rants. rants find me! thats who it works. you just be doing whatever all minding tour own busines and BAM, boot on yor throat. well, parder, im like that Chinese guy they tried to hang in that book i read, well, read along as i listend to on tape in elementry school (public too!) when they thought I was a slow learner just cause we were poor. Wasnt my fault. I was liek 7. Oh but he is a poor kid he must be dumb. yeah and put e in french the next year cause my reading skillz is mad dope. there is a rant. try being in class with water heads and people talkingto you like you cant phase shift molecular particles just becuase daddy got laid off. but that taught me a lot. you cant hang that China man to death because he gots a steel neck. Me too. come break youe boot.
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:47 AM   #19
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I meancome on. get sometot rant about before you go all saying stuff that only anoys you. And make sureit is really annoying too. your rant annoys me. But you don hear me complaining . i could care less. really. i could. ALOT LESS. But i like you cause you are living the dream man. no prolems but people on the internet. FAKE people. theyre like charecters on a carttoon.

I dont know man, maybe you got real problems like getting worked yup about this stuff. not ME. So if tou want a rant, go do this. I dont even know. I dont know how to find rants. rants find me! thats who it works. you just be doing whatever all minding tour own busines and BAM, boot on yor throat. well, parder, im like that Chinese guy they tried to hang in that book i read, well, read along as i listend to on tape in elementry school (public too!) when they thought I was a slow learner just cause we were poor. Wasnt my fault. I was liek 7. Oh but he is a poor kid he must be dumb. yeah and put e in french the next year cause my reading skillz is mad dope. there is a rant. try being in class with water heads and people talkingto you like you cant phase shift molecular particles just becuase daddy got laid off. but that taught me a lot. you cant hang that China man to death because he gots a steel neck. Me too. come break youe boot.
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:49 AM   #20
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Have you considered calibrating your rant-o-meter? Most B- rants are due to improper readings, not due to the rants themselves. I'd suggest going to a UFC forum, and calibrating your rant-0-meter to the D- rants there, and then coming back on here and rechecking this rant. Once properly calibrated, we can better advise you on the validity of your rant rating. Otherwise, it's just a guess as to the real rating.

Who taught you how to rant? I would suggest to the OP to find a rant mentor, someone who can lead you through the basic steps of ranting with or without accompanying drunkenness. For a beginner, it's not bad, and I think your first rant will be fine in the end.

Yoop, what the heck are you doing on UFC forums?

 
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