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Old 02-04-2010, 05:32 AM   #1
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...and she sounds like a rusty chainsaw. I mean..this woman is 4'11", weighs like 85 pounds soaking wet, and HOLY CRAP what is this noise emanating from her?

The best part is she is actually turned AWAY from me facing the sofa, so most of the noise is muffled by the furniture.

 
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:37 AM   #2
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:40 AM   #3
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heheh my SWMBO is smaller than yours and she does that now and then. Good payback for all the complaining she does about MY snoring!
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:57 AM   #4
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We need video or it didn't happen

 
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:13 AM   #5
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Sorry, no pics or video without prior written approval from the SWMBO. I know better than to get myself into THAT kind of trouble, even when drinking.

 
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:15 AM   #6
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i would break a girl that small.... but i also second yuri.

 
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:19 AM   #7
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I know the feeling, SWMBO tells me I'm loud. I have woke up several times over the years having dreams like the Indy 500, or boat races, to find out she was the sound effects of my dream.
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:27 AM   #8
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asleep on the couch
she snores like a godddamn horse
I should shoot a vid
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Old 02-04-2010, 02:06 PM   #9
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I'd get a video and the next time she dared utter a word about my snoring, hello YOUTUBE. hahaha

 
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Old 02-04-2010, 02:11 PM   #10
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I know the feeling, SWMBO tells me I'm loud. I have woke up several times over the years having dreams like the Indy 500, or boat races, to find out she was the sound effects of my dream.
hehehehe

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