I don't have a house ale? But, I am drinking a Haus Ale (EdWort's Haus Ale is a favorite around here).
What you describe, is so complicated it is hurting my head?
If you don't have the equipment, why buy it? If you want to have a tasting/competition save several bottles from several batches and have at it.
If you really want to do it, okay, but I always try to keep it simple.