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Old 01-16-2010, 05:25 PM   #21
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Bid móin 7 mothar a feranna-som co bráth.
(May your land be bog and covered in thickets)

Gura féis ic faelaib do chorp!
May your body be a feast for wolves!

Fognad dúib ág is ernbas!
(Go die a painful death)

Goirde shaogail duit abhus 7 ifrenn thall!
(Die soon and go to hell)

Mallacht a gaiscid fair!
(May your weapon fail)

Dá n-ó pill fort!
(May you have horse ears)

Go gcuire sé buinneach ort
Gur é a chuire sciodar ort
Go gcuire sé sciodar buinní ort
(All of the above are different ways of wishing a bad dose of diarrhoea on someone.)

Go mbí do chaolán amuigh agat
(May you intestines hang out (of your anus)

Go mbí scian id shúilibh is dealg úcaire id thóin thiar
(A knife in you eye and a thorny fishspike in you anus)

Míola id chraiceann is gearb ar do ghabhal
(Lice on you skin and scabs on your crotch)

Nár éirí sé dhuit
(May you not be able to achieve an erection.)
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Old 01-25-2010, 08:20 AM   #22
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Nár éirí sé dhuit
(May you not be able to achieve an erection.)
Thats a little harsh...
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Old 01-25-2010, 08:50 AM   #23
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the biggest insult to an Irishman is to always refer to him as a Scott.
Maybe true...but worse I would say is to call an Irishman an Italian.
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Old 01-25-2010, 08:51 AM   #24
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Thats a little harsh...
Hahahahahahahaha
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Old 01-25-2010, 10:52 AM   #25
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Genuine Irish man here.

The first slogan that pops to mind when you mention green beer is

"Stout....because green beer is for American tourists", but then I realised I'm insulting the wrong demographic, but it'd be appreciated over here for what it is

"Stout....because green beer is for Amadáns." would be an alright one, where Amadán is the Irish word for fool, it's a polite enough insult too, your granny might call you an Amadán for example, but you'd not hear it in a pub.

"stout.....because green beer is for Bollixes" would be kinda Dublincentric.

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Old 01-25-2010, 12:42 PM   #26
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Sassanach!

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 01:53 PM   #27
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Nár éirí sé dhuit
(May you not be able to achieve an erection.)
LMFAO

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Old 08-18-2012, 02:10 AM   #28
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Sassanach!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scoto

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