Boerderij, I LOVE that label. My grandma used to have those books, just lovely. If you really have gnomes working in your brewery with you, tell them they have a fan over here. (And we might be able to use some gnomish help.)
Fredthecat, maybe you can name your blonde ale "Beer." Come to think of it, that might be a good name for, say, a stout or a cream ale, too... or a dunkel or a hefe. The possibilities are endless. ;-)
Or, you could always just name them Fred.
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