Thank you, but it's a bit of a drive for a style I'm not fond of. I think I'll stay home and eat some more spicy pumpkin sheet cake. Hold the cream cheese frosting on mine.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk