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Old 12-13-2009, 10:07 AM   #1
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why do friends keep attacking my self respect by being so clever at updateding thier facebook status with such funny stuff.......
I wish i could
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Old 12-13-2009, 12:36 PM   #2
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Example being?
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:24 PM   #3
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Ugh. A lot of the young people that I know who facebook come up with lame song lyrics. I mean, please, why not try to write something original? They post the lyrics as if they actually represent what they are feeling inside. As if they reflect the sad state that is their own life...

I know better.

I am always tempted to post Weird Al lyrics on mine.
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:27 PM   #4
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Mine are usually like:

is balls deep in life.

just fwapped.

is looking for a one-legged hooker and a can of sardines.

just ran over your feet with a steamroller.

is actually asleep, how is this being typed?
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:32 PM   #5
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Mine are usually like:

is balls deep in life.

just fwapped.

is looking for a one-legged hooker and a can of sardines.

just ran over your feet with a steamroller.

is actually asleep, how is this being typed?
your readback is fuzzy.

don't clown on Al. he's the schitt!

 
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