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Old 12-08-2009, 02:40 AM   #1
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SWMBO's 6 month old Chihuahua puppy dropped a "hot one" on my living room floor today, twice.

I flipped out, SWMBO called me an ******* for blaming her and not the dog (isnt it her responsibility to train it?)

honestly, that dog is the bane of my existence. It's one of those pansy dogs that only loves its owner, and its not trained at all.

Why do people get dogs anyways? I've never understood it. We have bred out the "wolf" in dogs so they are just as pathetic as humans.....it makes me sick to see it.

ok, rant over. carry on.

 
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:42 AM   #2
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Sign that dog up for football camp to build up its confidence.
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:45 AM   #3
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I'll turn a Chihuahua into a mudflap...it's not a dog.

As far as a real dog? Die in a ****ing grease fire you real dog hating piece of ****.

 
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:47 AM   #4
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unfortunately dogs are like kids, especially if they're puppies. gotta both be on board training/taking care of it.

i sorta agree on the wolf take. i appreciate/respect the 'wild' animals more than the domestic breeds we've retarded out of usefulness in the wild or even a rural working settting. we've got coyotes here, and i'd love to snatch one of their pups and raise it, but like my face how it's currently arranged.

btw, you should expect to catch a bit of flak with this thread.
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:52 AM   #5
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btw, you should expect to catch a bit of flak with this thread.

yah, ive just realized that I sound like a closet "dog hater." No offense to any dog lovers out there


I'm more of an untrained-Chihuahua-puppy-who-craps-on-my-floor hater....

 
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:56 AM   #6
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I'm more of an untrained-Chihuahua-puppy-who-craps-on-my-floor hater....
I'll choke him out for you for a bottle of Macallan 18.

 
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:57 AM   #7
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just wait till it's older. Chihuahuas are bred to dig animals out of holes and as such are bred to be barkers. loud shrill barkers.

 
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:59 AM   #8
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Eh get a real dog and train it, then you have a great companion and home protector. The Dane I got this summer is 3 years old (from a rescue) loves us but won't put up with any dog's crap, top dog wherever she is. Doesn't hurt to have her around if anyone is snooping about the house either.
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Old 12-08-2009, 03:13 AM   #9
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Eh get a real dog and train it, then you have a great companion and home protector. The Dane I got this summer is 3 years old (from a rescue) loves us but won't put up with any dog's crap, top dog wherever she is. Doesn't hurt to have her around if anyone is snooping about the house either.
Yeah sucka! That's a real dog. PM me a pic if you got one.

 
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Old 12-08-2009, 03:18 AM   #10
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(isnt it her responsibility to train it?)
Thats the issue there. Training a dog isn't hard, you just have to do it. Might as well spend the little bit of time to train it and get the benefits for the next 10+ years.

A bad dog is really just a owner with a lack of intelligence. To be blunt...

 
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