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Old 12-07-2009, 08:17 PM   #21
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From Connecticut

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In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
That has a good ring to it!LOL! Tell Vlasic pickles.

A pickle ain't a pickle, unless its got bounce!
A pickle ain't a pickle, unless its got bounce!
A pickle ain't a pickle, unless its got bounce!
Done to a good rap rhythm
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:17 PM   #22
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From my homestate, Iowa:

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Chapter 195.

Protection of Hop-Growing Interests.

Section 4. Size of boxes for picking hops.

The standard size for all boxes used in picking hops shall be 36 inches long, 18 inches wide, and 23 1/4 inches deep, inside measure.
weird.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:28 AM   #23
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My town:

Wichita, KS:
Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.

I'm going to follow that law at least once!
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:46 AM   #24
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yeah, well in cali, you get a $50 fine for spitting on the sidewalk, $75 for jaywalking

 
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Old 12-08-2009, 01:13 AM   #25
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Illinois-One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

Go Illinois!
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Some of those are complete and utter bull****. I want cited sources.
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Old 12-08-2009, 01:22 AM   #27
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i want to see these 17 year old fermale nudist picketers!

 
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Hi there. Let's just have a seat right over here...
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:25 AM   #29
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On a completely unrelated note, I need to re-upgrade to premium. It's so much harder to find your last post without a picture of a giant man eating a giant hamburger next to your name.
Time to man up to a lifetime membership Baja. Or whoever you are since I recognise avatars..

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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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Does this explain a lot or what?
is that why the internet is banned in Texas?
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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
but it cali it is illegal to deliberately shoot out of a vehicle, or as driver to allow any passenger to, with a firearm, moving or not. so it must mean a... crossbow.

 
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