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Old 12-07-2009, 05:11 AM   #1
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So this evening I was enjoying a few after giving up studying for finals for the evening, and I started looking up odd laws in different states. I'm posting this as a warning to certain HBT members (you know who you are); don't move to Boulder, CO, and expect to carry on with your current lifestyle.

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On a completely unrelated note, I need to re-upgrade to premium. It's so much harder to find your last post without a picture of a giant man eating a giant hamburger next to your name.
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:17 AM   #2
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Also, keep your junk to yourself in Vail

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Old 12-07-2009, 05:28 AM   #3
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:23 PM   #4
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Everyone,

Find out if there are any dumb laws in your community!!

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Lubbock County
It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream.
I am still not sure if I understand this one SO, we should NOT have designated drivers in Lubbock???
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:28 PM   #5
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I give you the original (and epic) porch couch thread: http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/code-enforcement-52640/

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Old 12-07-2009, 02:34 PM   #6
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From Rehobeth Beach Delaware

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Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
But 18 year olds are ok??

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Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:43 PM   #7
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:45 PM   #8
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:23 PM   #9
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Having lived there, this law made a big difference in keeping sections of the old town from burning down after CU/CSU football game every year. Seems like a weird law, but I guess you just gotta be there


[QUOTE=Baja_Brewer;1723347]So this evening I was enjoying a few after giving up studying for finals for the evening, and I started looking up odd laws in different states. I'm posting this as a warning to certain HBT members (you know who you are); don't move to Boulder, CO, and expect to carry on with your current lifestyle.

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Old 12-07-2009, 03:35 PM   #10
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In PA

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Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
I think I would get arrested for doing that

 
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