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Old 10-16-2006, 05:21 PM   #21
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Those hot peppers can be a mf'er.

I used to work as a sales rep for a manufacturing facility. Our factory was mostly Mexican workers and most of them spoke little english. For some unknown reason, one of our truck drivers (a white guy) challenged one of the Mexican guys to bring him a pepper he couldn't eat.

About 15 minutes later, we had parametics on the scene - lol.
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Old 10-16-2006, 05:44 PM   #22
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Jesus Pumbaa, remind me never to piss you off.
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:26 PM   #23
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Jesus Pumbaa, remind me never to piss you off.
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Since I have ben married my hanging out and drinking with the guys has really slowed down . . . ok well it's stopped. Thats probably a good thing but isnt near as much fun
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:04 PM   #24
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I dont care how drunk you are at the time, and how much you can justify it. Its never a good idea to sleep with your girlfriends best friend.....ever, so dont do it.


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Old 10-16-2006, 07:13 PM   #25
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Its never a good idea to sleep with your girlfriends best friend.....ever, so dont do it.
I totally disagree! It's only a bad idea if you want to KEEP your current girlfriend (or boyfriend for the girls that might be reading)
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:19 PM   #26
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How about sleeping with your best friend's girlfriend? Is THAT a good idea?
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:23 PM   #27
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I dont care how drunk you are at the time, and how much you can justify it. Its never a good idea to sleep with your girlfriends best friend.....ever, so dont do it.
However, if your girlfriend is also in attendance and she made the request for you to sleep with said friend while she has the video camera then it's ok.

Unless of course your girlfriends best friend is a guy in which you should get the hell out of there! (you were not gender specific).

 
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:26 PM   #28
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i'll tag in with a story that has a little something to do with too many chemicals in the bloodstream -

i was hanging out at a friend's place on a nice summer saturday night.....waiting on a another guy. we were all supposed to go down to this local bar (short walk from the house) and meet some guys we hadn't seen in a while. things got delayed and we enved up getting a pretty good head start on the drinking before we were even at the bar. after a few hours of a Smoked Porter i had brewed a few weeks before, coupled with a half a bottle of Tenoch Reposado tequila (yeehaaa!) i needed a little snack to keep the system running smoothly. my buddy pulls out a rice krispy treat - homemade - from his pack (first clue missed....who travels with homamade rice krispy treats, anyway?!!?) and i hungrily wolf it down, much to the grins of my buddies.

(editors note: a few of these guys are regular pot dudes. now, i have absolutely 0 problem with this, i just don't do it......much. regardless, in retrospect, i should have put two and two together. plus, the krispy treat tasted a little funny. clue #2 missed!!!!)

15 or so minutes later, the late friend arrives and we walk up the bar. at this point, i'm feeling like the tequila of realy having a good time in my stomach. feeling very light on the shoes!

to make a log story short, by beer #2 at the tavern my pupils were about 1/2" across, i was clutching my glass like my life depended on it and it looked like the Harpoon IPA tap handle was a dragon head that was making a weird hissin noise. bailing was essential, much to the relentless gigles of my companions.

the trek home (another long story) involved being sandpaper-thirsty, trying to drink water from a dude's sprinkler-hose, and getting chased down the street by said homeowner.

i'm not sure i can blame it on the booze, but i still consider it a good intoxicated evening!

 
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However, if your girlfriend is also in attendance and she made the request for you to sleep with said friend while she has the video camera then it's ok.
I stand corrected
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:41 PM   #30
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Quote:
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How about sleeping with your best friend's girlfriend? Is THAT a good idea?

it all depends on how hot the girl is and how big your best friend is
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