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Old 12-12-2006, 01:27 AM   #101
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Drunk when i found this website and decided to register under "Lord Sterrock Hammerson 8"

Do i really need to say anything else?

LOL! I bet that's fun to type in when you're on a different computer! What's your password: of Ulm?
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Old 12-12-2006, 01:30 AM   #102
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Drunk when i found this website and decided to register under "Lord Sterrock Hammerson 8"

Do i really need to say anything else?
Twas a foul blow to Archibald Newton Sterrock Hammerson, the eighth male heir sired by Archduke Baltus and Regina Sterrock Hammerson.
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Old 12-12-2006, 02:32 AM   #103
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Ok I got one for you guys

So one night, I'm over at a friends house, at a party drinkin away, having a good time, the usual. So anyways, the party starts to wind down a little, and I am at a very good place right now (an its not just from beer ). So I decide its about time to find myself a place to crash so I go upstairs and grab a couch spot, and lie down and watch some T.V.

About 20 minutes later, some ******* comes up to me, can tell I'm f$cked up and starts asking me to give him my weed. I mumble at him no, and tell him to leave me alone. The kid wont let up though, and keeps buggin me and buggin me. So I sit up and tell the kid to get out of my face. The kid then walks over and is about to force me to give him my sh*t when I start feeling that beer-a-wigglin in my stomach.

Right when the kid is about to reach down to me I projectile vomit all over him, his clothes, his shoes, everything. I even think I got some splatter in his mouth. This kid could have bathed in what I gave him. The best part was that the kid then goes running outside ripping off his clothes in 20 degree weathter puking all over the lawn.

Needless to say that guy did not come back for seconds
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:18 AM   #104
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:41 AM   #105
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:24 AM   #106
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Ever call a woman by the wrong name after drinking heavily??

That occurred tonight for me.
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:25 AM   #107
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and by the way. . . .. .



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Old 12-20-2006, 02:26 AM   #108
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Ever call a woman by the wrong name after drinking heavily??

That occurred tonight for me.
Not that I am aware of, but I do get mixed up where and what I have done with wife as opposed to with previous girlfriends - that can cause a bit of an issue!!! "Remember when...." "No, that was not me". SLAP
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:33 AM   #109
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"Remember when...." "No, that was not me". SLAP
I'm guessing, "Well, do you want to..." Isn't an appropriate answer...
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:41 AM   #110
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I'm guessing, "Well, do you want to..." Isn't an appropriate answer...
I normally would give it a shot, but never ever works. I have used this in reverse if I did not want to go somewhere though - just pretended that I had been there before in my "past life"
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