You know you're a brewer if... - Page 6 - Home Brew Forums
Register Now For Free!

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Beer > General Beer Discussion > You know you're a brewer if...

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 11-29-2009, 05:25 PM   #51
rrmiller
Recipes 
 
Oct 2009
Whistler, BC
Posts: 42
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by Netflyer View Post
... and of course as we all well know the steam off the wort cures everything from lethargy to ingrown toenails...
Note to self, don't taste Netflyer's brews.

" is that a subtle hint of foot I detect? Just a kiss of ingrown toenail......."

 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2009, 05:55 PM   #52
david_42
 
david_42's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Oct 2005
Oak Grove, Oregon, USA
Posts: 25,597
Liked 155 Times on 145 Posts


You're poking up the fireplace and wonder if you could keep the temperature steady enough for mashing.
__________________
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"

"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk

 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2009, 06:54 PM   #53
PT Ray
Recipes 
 
Aug 2005
Posts: 1,373
Liked 7 Times on 7 Posts


When you've banned the house from watching and use of the word 'Intervention".

 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2009, 09:14 PM   #54
HalfPint
 
HalfPint's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Oct 2009
Houston
Posts: 1,771
Liked 13 Times on 12 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by PT Ray View Post
When you've banned the house from watching and use of the word 'Intervention".
haha!

Yeah,

I think some outsiders view some of us as alcoholics. I mean who needs 35 gallons worth of beer and wine sitting in your guest (brewery) bedroom. Brewing has without a doubt become an obsession of mine over the past few years.

 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2009, 10:48 PM   #55
jppostKW
 
jppostKW's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Jan 2009
Englewood CO
Posts: 1,807
Liked 11 Times on 11 Posts


When the local resturant supply store sends a post card saying we miss you heres a coupon... addressed to your brewery
__________________
Diesel Fuel Brewery

Quote:
Originally Posted by paulthenurse View Post
It would be the brewing equivalent of painting the Sistine Chapel with Crayola Crayons.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuntman View Post
You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2009, 12:01 AM   #56
KayaBrew
Recipes 
 
Nov 2008
Jay, Adirondack Mountains, NY
Posts: 2,399
Liked 211 Times on 164 Posts


When you don't think of "head" and "mouthfeel" as qualities to look for in a potential one night stand.


 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2009, 04:11 AM   #57
Dalarast
 
Dalarast's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Oct 2009
Virginia beach
Posts: 416
Liked 3 Times on 3 Posts


You spend more time washing bottles than dishes...

Your kitchen is cleaner than most 5 star restaurants...

When offered a BMC you politely say "No thank you... I'll make my own..."

You know when you offer a friend one of YOUR beers he is going to actually feel the affects unlike a store bought beer..

When you look at your blackberry as not just a phone but a gateway to more HBT knowledge...

You understand that SWMBO must REALLY be obeyed so you can continue brewing... (she scares me!)
__________________
No Waves Brewery

ebskinner1 Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2009, 04:37 AM   #58
sub-zero
Recipes 
 
Jun 2009
Keokuk Iowa
Posts: 400

When you know what RDWHAHB meens
__________________
Running down the hallways of life with shoes untied blind fold on and scissors in both hands
===============
===============
In the Bottle--
(1968)Warsaw Pact IPA
Primary--
Socialist Pig Pale Ale
Bullshivit RIS
Big Ivan IIPA
--
BULLSHIVIT BREWING CO.

Just Good Beer And No BULLSHI-VIT!!!!!

 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2009, 05:06 AM   #59
Chudz
Recipes 
 
Nov 2009
Outside Chicago
Posts: 841

Quote:
Originally Posted by sub-zero View Post
When you know what RDWHAHB meens

Cheers!
__________________
Chudz,

How much sudz could a Sudz Chudz chugz, if a Sudz Chudz could chugz sudz?

Beer: It's a glassful of Happiness!

 
Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2009, 05:19 AM   #60
mordantly
Registered User
Recipes 
 
May 2008
Westside..... CenCal - the country that'll never take away my guns or money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 3,865
Liked 13 Times on 13 Posts


how about when your house and garage look like a meth lab but has strong aromas of alcohol and yeast farts./\

 
Reply With Quote
Reply
Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
New Brewer+Nut Brown Ale Extract Kit+Northern Brewer Brewfyre Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 12 02-24-2010 03:12 PM
New Brewer BennyD96 General Techniques 2 08-12-2006 11:25 AM
New brewer Wendy Mead Forum 9 07-19-2006 03:19 AM


Forum Jump