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Old 11-29-2009, 05:25 PM   #51
Oct 2009
Whistler, BC
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Originally Posted by Netflyer View Post
... and of course as we all well know the steam off the wort cures everything from lethargy to ingrown toenails...
Note to self, don't taste Netflyer's brews.

" is that a subtle hint of foot I detect? Just a kiss of ingrown toenail......."

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Old 11-29-2009, 05:55 PM   #52
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You're poking up the fireplace and wonder if you could keep the temperature steady enough for mashing.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"

"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk

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Old 11-29-2009, 06:54 PM   #53
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When you've banned the house from watching and use of the word 'Intervention".

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Old 11-29-2009, 09:14 PM   #54
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Originally Posted by PT Ray View Post
When you've banned the house from watching and use of the word 'Intervention".


I think some outsiders view some of us as alcoholics. I mean who needs 35 gallons worth of beer and wine sitting in your guest (brewery) bedroom. Brewing has without a doubt become an obsession of mine over the past few years.

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Old 11-29-2009, 10:48 PM   #55
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When the local resturant supply store sends a post card saying we miss you heres a coupon... addressed to your brewery
Diesel Fuel Brewery

Originally Posted by paulthenurse View Post
It would be the brewing equivalent of painting the Sistine Chapel with Crayola Crayons.
Originally Posted by Stuntman View Post
You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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Old 11-30-2009, 12:01 AM   #56
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When you don't think of "head" and "mouthfeel" as qualities to look for in a potential one night stand.

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Old 11-30-2009, 04:11 AM   #57
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Virginia beach
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You spend more time washing bottles than dishes...

Your kitchen is cleaner than most 5 star restaurants...

When offered a BMC you politely say "No thank you... I'll make my own..."

You know when you offer a friend one of YOUR beers he is going to actually feel the affects unlike a store bought beer..

When you look at your blackberry as not just a phone but a gateway to more HBT knowledge...

You understand that SWMBO must REALLY be obeyed so you can continue brewing... (she scares me!)
No Waves Brewery

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Old 11-30-2009, 04:37 AM   #58
Jun 2009
Keokuk Iowa
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When you know what RDWHAHB meens
Running down the hallways of life with shoes untied blind fold on and scissors in both hands
In the Bottle--
(1968)Warsaw Pact IPA
Socialist Pig Pale Ale
Bullshivit RIS
Big Ivan IIPA

Just Good Beer And No BULLSHI-VIT!!!!!

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Old 11-30-2009, 05:06 AM   #59
Nov 2009
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Originally Posted by sub-zero View Post
When you know what RDWHAHB meens


How much sudz could a Sudz Chudz chugz, if a Sudz Chudz could chugz sudz?

Beer: It's a glassful of Happiness!

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Old 11-30-2009, 05:19 AM   #60
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how about when your house and garage look like a meth lab but has strong aromas of alcohol and yeast farts./\

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