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Old 11-29-2009, 04:37 AM   #31
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BTW, this thread FARKING ROCKS!!!
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Old 11-29-2009, 04:44 AM   #32
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I use secondaries. :p
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When it's 11:45pm and you're carting big hunks of stainless steel from the garage to the deck because you decide that your keg of pale ale looks a little low.
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Old 11-29-2009, 05:28 AM   #33
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Your neighbors show up to your house at odd hours with empty pitchers/growlers.
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Old 11-29-2009, 05:31 AM   #34
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People come over to your house and DONT ask what the bubbling in the kitchen is.
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Old 11-29-2009, 05:32 AM   #35
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When you pause Call Of Duty, Modern Warfare 2, put the TV on Mute, and wait for about 5 minutes just to listen to the Blow Off tube "Blurb" into the Blow Off Container from the batch that you pitched 5 hours ago.
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I find that I only have OCD when I have a new beer fermenting vigorously. lol. I go into the room to watch it blow out every 20 minutes lol.

 
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Old 11-29-2009, 05:49 AM   #36
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When you boycott a bar because they don't keep their lines clean or they serve their beer in incorrect glassware.
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:04 AM   #37
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...you consider boycotting a favorite brewery because they have switched to screw top bottles.

 
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:06 AM   #38
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When you go over to a buddies house and can tell what type of beer they brewed 2 days ago.

When you're unemployed and have single digits in the bank account, then you get a small check from selling something and your first thought is what beer you're going to brew next. Then you cash the check and order your beer supplies right away.
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Bottled: Espresso Stout(Bottled on: 10/25/08), Boddington's Bitter(Bottled on: 10/10/09, 3.5%), Graff(Bottled on: 10/21/09, 8.0%)

 
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Old 11-29-2009, 07:34 AM   #39
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When you pass a big rig hauling gas on the freeway and think "Damn, that would make a huge ole' sick fermentor"

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Old 11-29-2009, 10:20 AM   #40
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you practice good mashing technique when making oatmeal.

 
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