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Old 10-28-2009, 08:11 PM   #1
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....Is a source of constant fascination to other dogs in the neighbourhood.

What am I missing here? Why do I not share their fascination? Am I not normal for not wanting to stick my nose in it?

I can provide pictures of it if it would help clarify this confusing situation.

Thanks in advance,
Confused in Ohio.

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Old 10-28-2009, 08:14 PM   #2
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You should at least return the sentiment.

Considering your infatuation with feeding him your wieners.

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Old 10-28-2009, 08:32 PM   #3
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My father explained it to me this way...

Before time began, all of the dogs were at a formal party. Because this party was so posh that all of the dogs had to check their asses at the door. There was a big fire and the party cleared. Unfortunately, in all of the confusion, all of the asses got mixed up when the dogs hurried out the door. Not even one dog left with his/her own ass.

This is why today dogs are always sniffing each others asses. "Is that mine? Is that mine?"
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Old 10-28-2009, 09:46 PM   #4
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when will I learn not to click an LGI post with the word ass in it...
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:29 PM   #5
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provide pics!!!
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:36 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Laughing_Gnome_Invisible View Post
ass ....Is a source of constant fascination . . .
Me too!

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:50 PM   #7
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my dog's ass has the opposite effect. no other dog will even come near her. she has the worst gas ever. there isn't one other dog in toqbtgat will play with the poor thing, it isn't her fault she stinks and she is ugly, she was bred that way, I guess the other dogs can smell her ass from so far away they don't need to come up and smell it.
I know nothing!

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:53 PM   #8
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They're just jealous of that premium kibble you're feeding him/her.

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:56 PM   #9
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My dog does not enjoy it when other dogs sniff it's ass. He backs away.

There is a girl in the neighborhood who has a dog I swear was someone's bitch in prison. The dog walks everywhere with it's tail tucked firmly over his butt.
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:03 AM   #10
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