We had a cool Smith Corona when I was a kid. Actually played with it enough to get not too bad at typing before moving on to the computer. I really doubt my mom still has it, and it's probably not worth much of anything, but it was in great shape (I even cleaned the hammers once in a while) and worked flawlessly.
If your takin' your girlfriend out tonight
You better park the car well out of sight
'Cos if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box !